How to Make a Portal to Gensokyo!

1. Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt
2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vinegar and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach
4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins if you're not from the United States xD)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass
6. After ten minutes, the portal should start forming!
7. Blow until you're dizzy, increases the CO2 in your breath, making the portal larger and more stable.