Welcome to athens you grease monkey

Are other groups just boring to you? Is the only reason you manage to get through the day the fact that you can one day meet Nikolai Tesla in the afterlife? Do your windows smell like ♥♥♥♥? Then grab a shovel and START DIGGING!

Rules of the Fortress
1. No spamming, unless it's the canned kind
2. men named Mildred will be burned at the stake
3. use of a three-pronged shovel is BANNED
4. do not prod the balrog
5. never tell your parents
6. NEVER. TELL. YOUR PARENTS.