Welcome. I, Mr. Cohens, greet thee.

Aren't you tired of people Playing Spy on MvM?
Aren't you tired of Gibuses (Gibusi?) running around thinking the Tomislav is the best weapon of choice?
Ever found yourself arguing with a Scout who refuses to change, and uses the Winger and the Frying Pan?

Well then, you've come to the right place (unless you fall into the categories listed above). Here we specialize in accumulating professional MvM players, so that we, the good folks of P2P, can enjoy our monocole-wearing, tea-drinking MvM time.


- Five is the ideal minimum amount of tours, though we make exceptions based on your skill level in MvM. If you have under five tours, you need to play a couple of missions with Sand Cohens or Murmur (the admins of this group) present so we can verify you.
- Must have a significant amount of hours spent in TF2.
- Must have a Steam account that is at least 8 months old.
- Must be able to play three or more classes in any mission professionally.(Currently we are doing Two Cities, so you must be skilled in participating in those missions).


- Do not harass other members within this group.
- Do not act in an irrational manner towards Admin/Moderator officials.
- Do not ask to trade between rounds (of course if it's necessary, it can be permitted, however we have had members kicked by the system in the past fo being idle for too long, and we would like to avoid that).

If the rules listed above are ignored, you may be put on "timeout" or, if the situation dictates, banned.


- If you have any questions, please highlight it in our discussions tab.
- If you have any suggestions about improving the group, please feel free to message either Mursek or Cohens and discuss it with us, we will be reasonable and open-minded (well, at least I will, I can't really speak for Cohens). Or, alternatively, post it in our Suggestions forum.