https://cevo.com/event/csgo-scrim/roster/473590/

Recently something came to my attention and it sparked quite a bit of interest. I personally think its a conspiracy to revolt against the Fuzz. Recently something unthinkable happened and it will be addressed! Someone in our group... a member loved and admired very much so.... was KICKED!! (*Gasps from the audience*) Who could do such a thing? How could such a catastrophe happen in our beloved group? To think this could happen... HERE... in our very home is discusting. I will lead a team of investigators to reveal whoever the traitor was and expose him to the court.

(*intensifies) Or I will be forced to use the ...... (*really intensifies in a deep voice from a far void) .... the group history..... (*more gasps from the croud)