Praise melon brothers!

We The Guild of a million melons are followers of the mighty melon religion.


The melon gods shall guild us from evil.
They shall give us a safe place to rest, medical supplys for our wounds and ammunition for our weapons.
The zombie hordes shall fall to our might.


Our religion was founded during a zombie outbreak... all hope was lost and very few people had survived... those who had were wandering for supplys in a building... with low moral and little to life for all the survivors were crestfallen and desperate for good news... then in the middle of the room it lay there.... the light shining off of its skin as if it were a holy light of hope and joy... from that moment on the religion of mighty melonism was founded.


Brothers:
Melonseed (WELSHTIMTIM)
Melonman (Cameroonyo)
Melon-One (Jiggs)
Brother-Wolf (Gunnerwolf)
Brother-Norris (Chuck Norris)
Juiceas (WE1SHGORI11A567)

Our holy prayer:
Our melon, who'm art in the kitchen.
seeded be your core.
thy followers come.
your will be done on earth,
as it is in melon heaven.
give us this day our daily slice.
and forgive us for friendly-fire,
as we forgive them that friendly-fire against us
and lead us not into tecso
but deliver us to adsa.
for that is the kingdom.
the shelves, and the tills,
for ever and ever.
melon