Welcome to my city, where you are now a new permanent resident! As you may have seen from the ride in, this city exists on a table beside a rather comfy bed. I am your... well, for now I guess I'm just a queen. You may have noticed that I'm much bigger than you all, but don't worry... I'm only the second-biggest macro around. There's also my friend, who is much, much bigger than I am. So, you'd best behave... or you might find yourself under someone's paws.


RULES
1. NO HUMANS. There are absolutely no human beings permitted within my city. They are strictly forbidden, and will be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly on sight.
2. RESPECT. Treat your neighbors and friends within the city with respect. You're all in my city, you should all be friends.
3. ATTEMPTED ESCAPE. Any attempts at escaping are ridiculous. You are the size of a grain of salt, and any of you caught trying to escape will be put in the path of my giant friend.

Those are my very simple guidelines. They shouldn't be too hard to follow, should they? Remember to keep yourself clean, out of trouble. I'd hate to have to dirty up the streets...