Trixs Item And Hat Services

This is Trixs (AKA Skrillex)'s trading services. I broker Team Fotress 2 items for those that desire it.
Fees:
(These assume that I use your items to obtain what you want for you).
Every hat I obtain for you costs a paint (or something of equal value).
Every paint or tag I obtain for you costs four weapons (a la two scrap).
For any other item my services cost three weapons.

Specials:
If you pay one hat, then your next two months of service are free (or if you do not use my services in those months, the next 16 items I obtain for you are free).
If I have a item in stock that you want I will sell it to you for Half or 75% off items.