Love me, Nyaa

What the nyaa did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little kitty? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my pack in the Kitty Litter, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Nyaeda and I’m the top snyaiper in the entire US pawed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cat. I will wipe you the nya out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hissing words. You think you can get away with meowing that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, kitty ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cats across the USA and your catnip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, furball. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your nine lives. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kitty. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unpawed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Kitty Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tail off the face of the continent, you little cat ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your litter “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your meowing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat. I will piss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re nyaaing dead, kitty.

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