We are a team of secret, melon-headed brethren.

HERE'S HOW TO MELON-IFY YOUR JOB:

<style. ex: funky/fancy/etc> Melon <job. ex: Police Officer/Thief/etc>

Fancy Melon FBI is one example.
Funky Melon Thief is another.

We are Melons Anonymous.

We are anonymous.
We are melons.