Team Fortress 2... for Mega64 fans

Associated Press:

Nicholas Cage, long time actor, returned from Washington DC this morning claiming that he and a group of rag-tag John Voights had stolen the Mega64tress Player of The Week. Adding to his already large collection of various trophies including the Declaration of Independence, a car named "Elenore," and a pair of 9MM wide dried Snake Eyes, this trophy has cuase an outrage from the public decrying his massive fortune. Anthony "Tony" Danza went on record for saying that "had he not won that Wicker basket face-off, I would've been considered more kick-ass."