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As Cool Beanz it is mandatory that we worship our lord and saviour Mao Zedong as well as the three founders of the communist ideal; Kelpton Marx, Johannes Surloin and Sir Lennin the Noble. Secondary in importance are the great oriental comrades, Go-To-The-Polls Pot and That Guy From Tannu Tuva. When looking at the seiges of Leningrad and Stalingrad through a historical lense it is important to note that the consumption of dead comrades provided exceptionally high levels of healthy fats and vitamins and cleansed the body of cholestrol. Good day fellow workers and may the great sickle be with you!

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The beast in the east.

2019 年 5 月 21 日 - PGrouse | 3 条留言

Greetings comrades,

If you have received and decrypted this message then by now I have escaped Angela Merkel's sex dungeon and am in hiding in Bavaria disguised as a jew. This is an urgent plea to all of you loyal partisans left in the recesses of western society:

You must support comrade Putin in his quest to reintegrate the rightfully Russian territories of Ukraine and Belarus into the Republic. My socialist contacts in the Greens™ party have already infiltrated the Ukrainian government and are using stolen Israeli SharkMindControl™ technology to brainwash Petro Poroshenko. What I require of you is to source the dark lord Clive Palmer's death ray from his stronghold in the foothills of the Great Tasmanian Mountains. With this tool I am confident of our ability to once again possess the Iron Throne in the East.

Kindest Reguards,
Lt Gnr. Panzergoose

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USSR DEFENDS AGAINST SALIEN INVASION

2018 年 6 月 25 日 - PGrouse | 0 条留言

Comrades we must defeat the little libertarian rats pouring in from the wormholes! Make sure to represent the cool beanz well or I shall personally execute each and every one of you in front of your families!

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"I'd like to answer a very curious query about a certain Italian plumber and what he goes about in his day. My answer will mostly pertain to the consumption of a certain meal containing spaghetti and passata."

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