The MSDMG welcomes you

You are here because you are a Magical Space Doge or man that joined a mafia gang, OR you are in debt to the MSDMG. You will be part of the MSDMG until you die or the guard doge will hunt you down and kill you in cold blood. Here is a list of things to know about the MSDMG.
1. You are not allowed to ask who or what the guard dog is.
2. If you are not magic, a doge, and have never gone to space, you may at some point be forced to become magic, a doge, or go to space.
3. By joining the MSDMG you are forfeiting your right to have non doge children, revolt against the leader of the MSDMG, contact the police for any reason, or tell anyone about the MSDMG.
You are now part of the Magical Space Doge Mafia Gang, welcome my doge brother you will be staying with us for the rest of your days.