Attention! civilized pandas!

Tally ho! My good chap! You are the best pandas I could find. I have gathered you from far and wide to have the best platoon of pandas I could find.
You are here today because;
you are who I call friends, you seem cool, you are obviously a civilized panda, You have great skill or I don't know why your here, get out and have your brain wiped so you will know nothing of this secret army... Settle down men, stay at ease fellow pandas and gents we will have weekly game sessions (usually tf2) and we will show who's boss! But we are civilized pandas when we drink tea we drink with pinky extended and we always say please or thank you (yes i said or) So who's with me! (Insert applause here) I CAN't HEAR YOU! SO WHO'S WITH ME!! (Insert louder applause here) WHAT DID YOU SAY! SAY IT AGAIN! WHO'S WITH ME! (Insert moan, then louder applause here)
Thank you - mad doctor