The Overlord of Sandwiches Bids You Goodday!

I regret to inform everyone but we now have a sandwich eating guideline. All sandwich eating must commense at promptly 9 a.m or earlier. Any violation of this rule will result in a permanent ban and a loss of all cheese status and any sauce gather thereof will be destroyed in a fire. The exception made for mustard is apparent as it will be stored in a jar to throw at pedestrians when the administators are on their morning walk.