I😏will👨🏽‍✈️sacrifice✈️my⚔️own🥄life⚰️for😈Pakistan🇵🇰🍇🔫

I'm a Pakistani gentleman, 20 years old, living with my 19 year old wife and 11 year old son. I play Pokémon White Version 2 every day to distract from the horrors of war. We've already lost our 13 year old daughter to the soldiers. I only have one arm due to an explosion 3 years ago and as such I am unfit to partake in the war. I take out my anger on our son by beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of him in real life and then beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of him in a Pokémon battle on a daily basis. As of late however I have invited him to join my wife and I in our lovemaking sessions. He's old enough, it's fine. If he declines then I take it as a liberty to throw him from the top window of our house.

Yes, I'm foreign. And no different from you American gents. Any questions?

No questions? Ok, Lut Fat with me