We are the Knights of King Roo.

A group of honourable knights sworn to His Royal Excellence King Roo Von Haribo, Lord of Duntelchaig, Baron of Sealand, Lord protector of Gummy Bear virgins, The Slayer of Winegums and High King of all of Teuchtland and all its associated territories, from the windswept High North to the Glistening Distillery of Dalwhinnie in the south, The Dreak fields of Moray in the east and the Rainy Isle of the West.