For those who carry Kif

He goes by multiple names, but the high ping and the tendency to be riding on top of someones shoulders is the same. When you see Kif on your team, you know your back will soon be hurting. This group is for support of those with chronic back pain from carrying 4th liutenant kif.






Excuses you may see from kif:
I am getting 10 fps
My ping is 500
My ping is too good.
I had to take a sip of my slurpee
Dat Reg
I have no crosshairs
I didnt see that witch
I am playing without a monitor
I'm not really trying
I don't even own l4d
It was the commons.
I blame my team
I am also playing Skyrim right now
Integrated graphics.
My cord fell out.
I'm getting too many fps, I can't count that high.
I'm Hungover
I got chained
Source Engine
I shot that common at least 5 times.
It's a bad server
I was watching the wrong hunter.
I'm too busy trolling
Surf
I thought there was a door there
Elk threw a molly at me
It was a silent hunter/jockey/charger/exc.
The hittables fault

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