A Collective of Unfortunately Inclined Individuals

I bet this group will do great things.

Literally nothing can go wrong by joining.

Haven't you ever wanted the power to be proven wrong by the entirety of every sentient and non-sentient create/thing that has ever existed?
Don't you want to bring misfortune to all the people around, especially your "friends"? Look no further.. you've just landed your sorry ass wagon in Jinxcult.

You're now one badass adventure away from losing everyone & everything that ever given a rats apple about your sorry excuse for a "human" being.

Good luck pal cause now you're in, and even if you leave... what you got from here will follow you, and spread... like hot butter sliding down your favorite shirt, this isn't a stain you can rub out.
I'm eating expired organic yogurt right now, that's how insane this is.

If you can't handle that, you're not ready for Jinxcult.

Do you dare?