Jamming since 1892

Hello Gentlemen,
We Jammin' Gents are well mannered and aren't afraid to have fun.
Oh and we're cool guys who fight dinosaurs and kill aliens and are not afraid of anything.
Requirements
1) Must have saved the world at least 11 times
2) Must have an ability that makes you stand out
3) Must answer skill testing question
4) Must be get a recommendation from a certain _ _ _ _ _ _
Membership is invite only

JG IS

Rumble: So glad I put my rollbounce days behind me. Hopefully my crew (#RB) has found glory in whatever activity they are endeavoring to do.
Abilities: Super Stamina, Super Speed, Laugh of Guilt and failure, trained in armed and unarmed combat.

Droop (Co-founder)
Accolades-Pro spreadsheet maker and navigator. Bachelors degree in space shootan.
Abilities: Fourth person Shootan, Microsoft Excel, the ability to wipe everything on the battlefield in a matter of seconds, master archer.
Things to note: 501 championship titles in citrus drinking.

Bhubui (JG Greezey)
Secretly 50 cent. Snoop said he could be admin so, I made him admin.
Abilities: Longevity, Superhuman grease, Medical army commander.
Things to note: Forbes entrepreneur of the year.

Houseofnifty (Creator of flannel Fridays)
Accolades- Masters degree in Deadpool, trained mercenary, trained assasin
Important note: He took an oath of silence after his master was assassinated many years ago.
Abilities: Martial Artist, Superhuman reflexes, body regeneration, master swordsman.

Napkin (AKA THE BADDEST)
Once played as Dr.Peppers stunt double in "Get Qwaz or die Bryan"
Accolades-Stopped invasion of aliens with his fists
Things to note:He was once on an insane rollerskating team.
Abilities: Resistant to cold up to temperatures of -273.6 Kelvin, superhuman strength.