Jeb Bush for President 2016

I sexually identify as a Jeb!. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of begging individuals to clap for the continuation of my families dynasty. The continuation of my families dynasty would allow me to continue the hot sticky loads known as War in the Middle East, killing disgusting foreigners. People say to me that being Jeb! is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care. I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon mold my face into the perfection that is Jeb!. From now on I want you guys to call me Jeb! and respect my right to be the failure of my dynasty. If you can’t accept me you’re a Bushaphobe and you need to check your freedom privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.