Buckle your seat belts! buckle your pants! put on your coats! prepare to think with portals! SCIENCE!

Humans, Greys, Florans, and other creatures that are hominid and/or can speak english or Universal Laungage Protocol! Welcome to by gaint non-euclidian facility! you are here because you are the best. and I need plenty of the best to complete missions impossible for even one of the best.

why do i need your numbers?! well the answer is really complicated... let me explain! coal, gas, electricity, dark matter, and antimater are all good fuel sources, the only problem is that they are expensive as hell! so I decided we need a free fuel source! thats where you all come in! I have found a way to convert freindship into pure energy, this might sound brony-ish or gay or whatever. but trust me it's not, oh by the way, if you are a brony THEN YOU ARE FIRED, unless you are a good person and shut up about mlp for like 5 seconds! anyway were going to use this "space-friendship" in all of our missions "events".

REMEMBER! being a jerk will drain the fuel of the space-friendship, so if you hurt the feelings of others I will have to fire you in the nicest way possible. IM LOOKING AT YOU KILINGONS. IM ALSO LOOKING AT YOU ZOHAN.

I dont want to sound egotistical or anything. but im the hatty hattington of this group, it's okay I promise I wont become a vegetable. just dont let me die and stuff.

JakeThePhysicist, we are are complete in this place.
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