Reviews for Tired, Old Systems

Are you tired of loud announcements for noisy games you know your computer can't run? Want to stick your fist out of your manual roll-up Windows and shout at all those young hooligans for their use of profanity? Can't enjoy your visual novel without someone walking in to brag about their graphics card?

Well, I guarantee, if a game runs on my old jalopy, it will run on yours. And if it passes my cynical judgment, it'll (probably) pass yours.

So if you're looking for games with quality story over quality graphics, and mechanics that have stood the test of time rather than pushing the limits of technology, join me on this antique roadshow of games my computer can actually run.