FOR THE THERMOSTAT WHO CHANGED OUR LIVES

It all started in some f*cking lit cooking class. Wumbo the thermostat was 69° so he was lit, too. Only true legends know the day Wumbo was censorsed by the communistic government. It was the witch, who we will call Ms. B*tch. So Ms. B*tch was all like "O'sh*t you ♥♥♥♥♥ git sum," and she puts a gawdam sticky note over him. It was all like "OSHIT SHE DID IT." Moderators are the people who experienced this tragedy firsthand