\_ounging since 420 B.C.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Russians attacked.
Only the Faplord, master of all 4 elements, could stop them. But when NA needed him most, he vanished. A hunderd years passed and my waifu and I discovered the new Faplord. a chairbender named JDM. And although his chairbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to AWP some russians. But I believe JDM can save my skins.

As NA's last hope, we strive to \_ounge as masterful as him and praise his form of AWPing.

\_ong \_ive our \_ord of \_ounging from \_iquid. Long live chairbending.

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