The International Justice League of Super Acquaintences!

Featuring:

The Quickster! With the uncanny ability to run really...quick!
"Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?"

Captain Magma! Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!
"KRAKATOA!"

The Elastic Waistband! Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
"I can finally touch my toes!"

Miss Appear! Now you see her, now you don't!
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

The Internation Justice League of Super Acquaintences! A subsidiary of Viacom.