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Super Earth stinks!
Top 3 reasons why Cyberstan is better than Super Earth.

#1 Chainsaw arms
Super Earth probably doesn't even have chainsaws. EDIT: THEY COPIED OUR F**KING CHAINSAWS! AND THEY DID AN AWFUL JOB AT IT TOO!

#2 Marching cadance
It sounds cool as Cyberstan and is intimidating.
What do Helldivers even do when they march? Just walk around in silence?

#3 Drip
Glowing red eyes for those +PTSD points and Skull looking heads. Some would say that's edgy, I'd say it's Cyberstan.
Best color combination in the system, even the Helldivers had to steal it because it looked so good. Just look at the Truth Enforcers warbond! THEY STOLE OUR WHOLE FLOW!

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So I get to my patrol this morning

2025 年 10 月 2 日 - Automaton-37467 | 2 条留言

And normally the first thing I say to my comrades is "Hey guys how's it goin!".
Well one of my comrades decided to ask me today "Hey dude you like chainsaws?". I was like yeah dude what's up man?
He's like "I chain-SAW yo momma getting hit up last night ÆÆÆÆÆ!"
I SAID WHY WOULD YOU AAASK ME THAAAAAAAAAAT?!

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Cyberstan greatest planet of all worlds!

2024 年 12 月 28 日 - Automaton-37467 | 2 条留言

Cyberstan greatest planet of all worlds
All other planets are run by little girls.
Cyberstan number one exporter of titanium!
All other planets have inferior titanium.
Cyberstan home of the Factory Strider it's length twenty metre and hight fiteen metre.
Gatling system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of Helldiver scum.
Cyberstan,Cyberstan, you very nice place, from plains of Vindematarix Prime to northern fence of Tarsh.
Cyberstan, friend of all except Super Earth, they very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Cyberstan, industry best of all worlds, we invented Hulks and the Devastators.
Cyberstan, soldiers cleanest of all systems, unlike of course Super Earth's.
Cyberstan,Cyberstan, you very nice place, from plains of Vindematarix Prime to northern fence of Tarsh.
Come grasp the mighty chainsaw of our Berserkers, from junction with the saw chains to back of its housing

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