We love drinking shower water!

Who the ♥♥♥♥ likes to drink out of the glass like normal people? Not us!!1 We are the people who stand for drinking water from the shower instead of the taps, all the fluoride from the faucet could give you penis cancer and brain aids don't you know?!

Pros of drinking shower water:
- Wash yourself and stay hydrated at the same time
- Nice and warm (or BADASS AND EPIC IF YOU'RE A MANLY MAN WHO SHOWERS WITHOUT HEAT)
- Water calms muscles, reduces fatigue and opens pores if drank warm
- Water speeds up metabolism and prevents colds if drank cold
- Tastes better
- Can be used as lubricant for self pleasure while showering

Cons of tap water:
- Contains:
Chlorine
Fluorine compounds
Trihalomethanes
arsenic
radium
aluminium
copper
lead
mercury
cadmium
barium
Hormones
Nitrates
Pesticides
- Have to drink it out of a digusting glass or cup that needs to be washed regularly
- Cant bathe and stay hydrated at the same time
- Tastes like ♥♥♥♥
- Have to go to the bathroom to piss it out, unlike shower water where you're already in the bathroom and dont have to move, you can piss down the drain


The only rules for the group is that you must take the pledge to only drink shower water for the rest of your life, and whenever someone offers you a glass of tap water, you will slit their throat and castrate them.

-STRICTLY NO TAP WATER DRINKERS / ENTHUSIASTS ARE ALLOWED TO JOIN THE GROUP, IF YOU ARE SUSPECTED AS A TAP WATER DRINKER WE WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES WITH SAFETY SCISSORS -

Live on my fellow shower water drinkers, and remember to stay hydrated! (but not with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tap water of course)