I HATE THE DAB

The great spasming, what evil spreads through these lands, after the defeat of sauron we thought evil had been smited, my friends we were wrong. A great evil spread in the darkness, in the shadows, feeding off hate and reaction channels, this evil gave the weak minded the erge to throw themselves into a great spasm. At first we embraced the spasm, we named it the Dab, but after Dab became powerful ,corrupting and feeding on humans, we found ourselves slaves off the Dab. Once the Dab had corrupted even the minds of the nonretarded it turned on its minions making them Dab in a destructive spasm breaking every bone in their body, killing them,some of those left alive cringed at the Dap so hard ,they went insane and in their insane cries shattered and burst into flames. NOW I SPEAK TO YOU, IF YOU HATE THE DAB JOIN THY GROUP, TAKE VENGEANCE UPON THE WEAK MINDED ,DESTROY THE DAB. It will not be easy but with our cringe proof suits we can finally fight back, JOIN ME , JOIN THE GROUP, JOIN THE RESISTANCE!