HEY JOCKSTRAP COWBOY, GONNA FEED YOU ♥♥♥!

My horse done got bit by a snake,
And we got many a more mile to go.
What could I do but - but to bite out the poison?
Sucking, sucking, sucking,
Sucking the poison from my horse's leg.

We've ridden many a mile,
And many a more mile to go.
Along on the trail,
Another wild hombre did appear,
And unzipped his fly.
And implied:
Shucks Luke,
It's sure been a while since I had another guy.

Along on the trail,
Another wild hombre did appear,
And unzipped his fly.
Sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking,
Sucking and sucking.
I'm the sucking cowboy,
Sucking and sucking and sucking,
Sucking and sucking and sucking.

My horse done got bit by a snake,
And we've got many a more mile to go.
What could I do but to bite out the poison?
Sucking and sucking and sucking,
The poison from my horse's leg.

Along on the trail,
Another wild hombre did appear,
And unzipped his fly.
I'm the sucking cowboy,
Sucking and sucking and sucking,
Sucking and sucking and sucking.

My snake-bit horse has covered many a mile,
With many a more mile to go.
Sucking and sucking and sucking,
I'm the sucking cowboy.
Sucking and sucking and sucking.
Shucks!
Along rides another wild hombre,
And wonders,
What the hell?
I'm trying to save my snake-bit horse,
We've travelled many a mile,
With many a more mile to go.
He undose his fly,
And I'm the sucking cowboy.
Sucking, sucking, sucking,
Deeper, deeper and deeper.

*Instrumental*

Me and my horse have died.

Me and my horse have died.



To my surprise I've been revived,
Seems an hombre done saved our lives.
All I could do was look into his eyes,
As this hombre's lips done melted on mine.
How could two cowboys fall into each other's arms,
And realise that love is so real between two guys?

I reckon so Luke,
My love for you is no fluke.

Wild hombre ya sure are fine.