House MD Fan Club

>Patient arrives at the hospital
>Either a prostitute or a religious fanatic
>Dr house comes into scene
-Doctor, we don't know what to do, she is bleeding through her eyes
-Do the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exams moron
-He goes to have a conversation with the patient
-You are stupid go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
-Dr House I hate you, please help me
>Rest of the medical staff show me
-Doctor, the tests have all shown negative results, she's gonna die in 2 hours, if we don't act now it's game over!
-Hmmm, game over? Helpers, she has a gameboy up her ass
-Doctor, you are a piece of ♥♥♥♥, but we are gonna check her ass anyway
>They find a gameboy inside of her
-OH MY GOD DOCTOR YOU WERE CORRECT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
-Gameboys released in 1997 PIKACHU EDITION had iodine batteries, which when inserted into the anus, causes your eyes to bleed
>Rest of medic staff all make the poggers emote IRL at the same time
>Patient walks into the room healed
>I was wrong about you doctor
>♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥