Protecting Hoovies

Hello, and Welcome to the Hoovy Protection Group for Australia.
We here are binded to save hoovies from they're imminante death by the Mighty
"TryHards".
So... we must protect hoovies at all costs.

If you wish to join, please Remember these 5 rules.

1. Do not convince Hoovies to Attack

2. (Optional) Make sure the Tryhard is Dead

3. Hoovies must be true Hoovies for our Services, so that means they must always be equipting Fists and Sandvichs (Remember)

4. Do not let the Hoovy Die at all Costs

5. Make Sure the Hoovy is Happy and Well Fed

If you follow these rules, you shall always be welcome into...
The Hoovy Protection Centre for Australia