The Church of the Holy Jaffa Cake

Welcome to TCOTHJC, the #1 Jaffa cake related group on Steam...

On the seventh day the lord made the Jaffa, a holy relic of which he gave upon his other son (not Jesus) known as Mac Vities. And so his son created these and gave his own life so humans were able to taste the delecate orangey bit in the middle.

10 Commandments:
1. Jaffas are thoust only God, no others before her.
2. Thou shall not make an image of thou holyness (without a compass).
3. Rember the Christmas day, to keep it holy (because on Christmas you get the metre long tubes and they're awesome).
4. Thou shall not miss use the words "Jaffa" "cake" and "McVities".
5. Respect your mother and father... (and grand parents and siblings and aunts and uncle and nephews and cousins and... well you get the idea).
6.Thou shall not kill... me
7. Thou shall not commit adultery... without a liscence.
8. Thou shall not steal... the idea of a Jaffa cake and make your own brand.
9. Thou shall not be envious of thou neighbours, even if they have more Jaffa cakes.
10. Seriously don't copy and make your own brand of Jaffa cake... just don't!

The Website de Jaffa[jaffacakes.co.uk]