Come inside, it's warm

My Beloved Hole Squad,





If you are reading this letter then I am dead to you. Sorry, but I'm not sorry. After weeks of dealing with your ♥♥♥♥ questions, incompetence, and mind numbing idiocy I realized that this could only end with me going ♥♥♥♥ goons. However, despite this you're all rather endearing in a childish sort of way. You are blithering morons, but you are my blithering morons. As a result, I will try to soften the blow of my departure.



I've left behind detailed instructions to follow in the event of Operation Cake Walk going south. The coded messages are contained within the guides and other posts I have made in the Hole Squad sub forum. In order to prevent Digi from deciphering them I have used "our lingo" or "wormhole jive". Glenn Beck couldn't crack these codes, but I know you can because I believe in you. There may be 212 billion ISK in it for you.





See Ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,



Garr Khan