♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sam needs your help!

A long, long time ago... In a shower not so far away. A little Samuel was having a bath, then he pulled the plug and out of nowhere, the drain went GOBBLE GOBBLE, and Samuel had no ♥♥♥♥. It is also possible this was when Sam last his brain.

So, Every time someone joins, Sam gets a bit closer to growing a replacement. So please, this Christmas, give generously.

Also because Sam Duncan has no balls (He got hungry) he rapes animals, like the kitten he has locked up inside his house. Not even dead animals are protected from being raped by Sam. So each time someone joins we get a bit closer to getting Sam to commit suicide (and grow some balls) So join, and free the kitten! Remember to make your animals rape proof(Sam proof) otherwise you'll have some dead raped animals the next day.

If your ever bored and feel like hearing some great "Facts" (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) ask him about his brain and ♥♥♥♥. Then once he has finished telling you his story, tell him to stop speaking out of his ass. Sadly, there is no hope of Sam ever growing a brain, so try to be kind to this special child.