Hat Enthusiasts

So. We have all been selected from a group of players noted for their undying dedication to, As you can guess, Hats! We should all try to stay in touch and spread the word of Hats. I'd like you all to see this passage, It is one I find truely inspiring.

"Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much better they are than other men. “I buy hats,” a behatted man seems to say. “I am better than you!”
In wartime, hats were a useful way of conferring rank, and ensuring that casualties were confined to the lower classes (hence the famous command of “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads” at the Battle of Bunker Hill by William Prescott, a general renowned for only shooting enemy combatants who were poor). During peacetime, hats have been instrumental for men to let the non-hatted know just who is wearing the hat around here."

This is Zulu, Signing off for now!