A religion that actually yields results!

Our lord and savior, Gabe Newell hath descended upon the world and delivered unto us the boon of Steam. We gather to worship our holy lord Gaben, and praise his weight in all its worthiness.

Give Gaben alms, through the buying of Steam games. Worship him through playing said games with religious zeal. Praise Gaben, who hath sown a bountiful harvest of miraculous sales, so all may enjoy games for less. Learn, and uphold the sacred EULA, which is the bible of our people.

Finally, we await the Second Coming and ascension of Gaben. For it is said, that he will deliver unto us Half Life 3 in all its glory. The faithful eagerly await this fateful reckoning.

The Trinity[static.fjcdn.com]
Second Coming[fc07.deviantart.net]

Holidays:
Holiday Sale
Summer Sale
Autumn Sale
Halloween Sale

Holy Wars:
The First Crusade Against EA
The Second Green Crusade
Gaben: Unchained

Bible:
Our Holy Bible
Note: that while all lesser EULA's are not canon, they are still holy writ nonetheless. Revere them, and uphold them in spirit and responsible consumerism.

Miracles:
Gaben Parting the Console Wars Sea[i.imgur.com]
Converting an Unbeliever Through a Firewall

Our humble church, which Lord Gaben hath bestowed upon us.
The mighty work of the first saint of Gaben.[gaben.tv]