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WHY THE FUIDGENIPSICLES IS THE CHUCK NORRIS LOYER RANK HIGHER THAN THE SAXTON HALE RANK.
Reasons this should not be so:
Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris Swims through land. Saxton Hale? HE CLIMBS AIR.
Saxton Hale gave birth to his son, Chuck Norris, While having sexual intercorse with a saltwater crocodile and drinking his own jarate.
One time, Chuck Norris Round-House kicked Saxton Hale. Saxton blocked it with his chest hair and proceeded to strangled Chuck to death with his mustache.
When Chuck Norris challenged Saxton Hale to an arm wrestle, Saxton Hale won. He was using his tongue.
Saxton Hale killed Chuck Norris by throwing a train at him. With his teeth.
Saxton Hale gave Chuck Norris Aids, Super Aids, and Super Duper Aids by looking at him. And don't forget Super Duper Pooper Scooper Aids.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Saxton Hale can gragle concrete. AFTER it's dried.
My Work here is done.
Yes.
he got hit by a bus.