We Bust Guts here

Attention, everyone! It has come to our attention that Aaron has reached such an unparalleled level of fame and notoriety that appearing online on Steam or Discord is simply beneath him. Mere mortals like us log in, chat, and game together, but Aaron? No, no—his presence is too powerful, too legendary. If he were to appear online, entire servers might crash under the weight of his prestige. His status is so elevated that even a simple green online indicator would send shockwaves through the digital world. We can only assume that he exists in a realm beyond notifications, beyond friend requests, beyond the petty concerns of the common gamer. Aaron, we acknowledge your untouchable status and respect your dedication to staying offline, shrouded in mystery, like the true icon you are.