YOU TOO CAN BE A BADASS WITH THESE TIPS[citation needed]

How to be a amazing DJ
What's Required
-Be a Brony
-Youtube
-♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mic and Speakers

The Protips
-Play Tf2 remixes at 100% volume, because NO ONE has ever heard these before. NOPE, NEVER
-Play over people
-Don't listen to thes server's request for you to stop playing
-Remember, Homestuck = Automatic ♥♥♥♥, regardless weither you read it or not
-Use your speaker instead of HLDJ. People love the sound of you eating cheetos like the fatass you are
-Karkat is playing soft piano music? ♥♥♥♥ him and his rule, play ponies over him
-There is no such thing as "Taking turns", just go as you please
-Use your likable humor between songs such as Rape jokes and Racism towards Mexicans
-Keep telling the server how much you want to stick it in Rainbow Dash's pooper, yeah....that obviously gets me so hard, ahh my ♥♥♥♥ is like ten stories high
-If you're an admin for some reason. Ban ♋Karkat Vantas for saying MLP is a overrated show with a ♥♥♥♥ fanbase, HOW DARE HE HAVE OPINIONS!

Optional
-Use the Lib Launcher and say it takes skill
-Use "your" instead of "you're"

You should master these and use them to be the life of the party [citation needed]. GO OUT THERE AND MAKE ME PROUD!

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