Home to Hipto, Bane AND SpoogeCoffee

I NEED YOU!!!!

To have a good sense of humor
A good fashion sense (explicit nudity is welcomed)
Common sense (is always helpfull)
A good sense of direction
6th sense is appreciated

Well that clears up the senses but please note being sensible is UNACCEPTABLE!!!1


The rules are
#1 being sensible is a must.
#2 don't point out that i have contradicted myself with the above comment and first rule
#3 please inform me (HIPTO) if i have contradicted myself at all.
#2 no chopping onions (no crying)
#3 no dying (penalty - resuscitation then death sentence)
#4 you must be either good, bad or nooby
#5 no bowl hair cuts
#6 killing AFK's is permitted in self defence only (you must stand infront of him and if you think he gives you the crazy eyes, cut him down, or scream out hes coming right for me and blaze him with gunfire, in the name of self defence of course)
#7 must play ball (and join in on the clans convos on the Group Wall)
#8 NO HACKING!!!! this is the only serious rule aswell as the no bowls one




P.S. having some skill would be nice to ^_^;

LEADER DESCRIPTIONS

HIPTO:Leader of GBN and mass murderer of the other team, those bastards!
His knife is sharp and he knows how to abuse it, if given the chance he can cut your body off before you can even say "oh my god theres a hipto killing me, please someone help, he...he's... EEEEYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhh....... and bam! your dead
QUOTE:"Not telling"

BANE616:He is the Bane of all things and a player to fear. Specialising in kicking your ass and "taking snipers from behind".Many enemies have felt the thunderous terror of his (insert what ever he's killed you with here ect. rifle, pistol, knife, bludgeon object, week old bread loaf, his own junk coated in nitroglycerin) and if it wernt for the respawn very few would be able to tell you about it.
QUOTE: "FTW! FML! FYG!!!", "Evening gents", "Burn the galaxy".

SpoogeCoffee: Deadly, devious and down right sexy is how he describes HIPTO, but enough about me. SpoogeCoffee's name was born as SpoogeCoffer growing to be a "mafia" in starcraft 2. SpoogeCoffee’s reaction with a knife is as fast as the lighting, aka a bit of a boss man.
QUOTE: HEY BOIS!



MEMBERS DESCRIPTIONS

STRAYSHOOTER: His name says it all. With more chance of hitting you whilst aiming at himself you must take note of him at all times. There are 2 Rumours about stray, the first is they say he lost his mind after staring into the sun for 3 hours, but lets face it you have to be pretty far gone to even begin such an act. The second rumor suggests his bullets have strayed so far of course they enter multiple servers and even real life, indiscriminately causing terrible acts of genocide upon undeserving noobs, pros and man shaped trees alike.
Quote: strayshooters the name accidently killing peoples the game. My DKR is 6-1... BRING IT!