Kicking ass & Taking names for no reason at all.

RULES: #1- I am the head-honcho, ♥♥♥♥ with me and I'll skin you.

#2: Be extremely Racist towards Orcs, or greenskins in general. Remeber, they aren't worthy enough to be called anything but scum!
(Or other derogatory remarks)

#3- You must, I repeat MUST, launch a Hobbit from a catapult into Mordor atleast once a year.