The Girl Gamers of the World....

Single player sucks
I'm looking for player two
Looking for that great connection
like a Portal from me to you

I've always thought that dating,
was always quite the hassle
when just like my favorite plumber
my princess was in another castle

I've been searching high and low
for that rare and special Link
a love as powerful as the final boss
and far more permanent than ink

I've tried many female varieties
sampling everything on the menu
Get a HADOUKEN to the chest
then insert a coin and press continue

But love is just a game,
you get knocked down and get back up
You can jump on my heart like a Goomba
But my green mushroom just flashed "1Up"

So I'll continue on my journey
Like Sonic, I'll never stop
Because life is so much easier
When the mode is set for Co Op...

Love and games. Two of the best things in life! Right?

To all the guys who support girl gamers: <3
To all the girls who game: show em whos boss! <3

~Samantha