TFW no GF

Dear dreamers,

Today we mark a 5 year anniversary of George's passing. I know this day is as difficult for you as it is for us here at the institute. But we must not despair nor surrender, for the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

Surely you must be eager to learn what did our team manage to accomplish with your generous donations, for which we are ever grateful.

Last year we used the funds to purchase a professional-grade 3D printer. After an extensive testing period, involving printing countless Warhammer and Tifa from Final Fantasy figurines, we've gained enough experience to start printing firearms.

Those guns were used to equip a task force consisting of three toughest homeless, all veterans, who have answered our ads. Those brave souls were to venture into the depths of George's tomb, navigate the treacherous halls, filled with deadly traps, in order to retrieve the sarcophagus containing George's remains.

Unfortunately, troubles began almost immediately.

Francis T. Callahan, 41, veteran of operation Iraqi Freedom, an ex-husband and father of two, upon receiving his firearm succumbed to the voices and shot himself in the mouth, becoming yet another victim of the global war on terror. May he rest in peace.

With 1/3 of our force gone, we have decided to proceed anyway. The expedition was going well until our team encountered a dark presence inside the tomb that neither ChatGPT nor Grok could explain. The tortured screams and pleading for help soon fell silent as the radio contact was severed.

Though the expedition was ultimately a failure we have gathered a lot of data which will help us adjust our strategy and planning in the future. We will not give up because George would not want us to. If you share our dream, remember that you can aid us in our goal by making a small donation through the usual channels. Despite your generosity, our needs still, sadly, outpace our means. For instance, we still require a GeForce RTX 5090 graphics card in order to complete the calculations necessary for building the revival chamber. If you already have donated we thank you, but consider donating again in the future.

We would also like to address the painful rumours and videos allegedly showing members of our team embezzling the funds to purchase Percocet and Marlboros. We assure you that those videos are all AI-generated slander made by our many detractors.

That is all we have to share for the time being. Thank you for being a part of this community. United we will undoubtedly reach our goal eventually.

We will get our GF.