THE LEGION OF GAME FANS

One day, long ago, I was a boy. I was a simple boy, a simple boy that liked cheese. I. Liked. Cheese. I liked it so much that it was destined to bring me to my doom. I discovered that, cheese may be awesome. DRAMATIC MUSIC.

This stunning revelation hit me like a fifty pound bag of unsalted walnuts traveling at near terminal velocity. I had to do something. So I ate cheese. It was then I realised that chese was not only awesome, but good. Cheese. Was. Good. And it also held special meaning in my eyes, the game, seeing that it WAS cheese! I mean, what would I have done without cheese? I LOVE CHEESE. Oh god I love cheese. I love it in the way your keyboard loves feeling you touch it ferociously in the middle of the night, as you yell naughty things into a microphone. Oh you naughty things you.

Anyway, yeah. I like milk.