This is the Religion of GabeN. If you join this secret group, you agreed to the Valve Terms and Conditions and have sold your sould to GabeN. Like all other religions, we have rules:
1) You must not insult the GabeN , this includes: mocking his appearence, dislike Steam, mistaking GabeN for Zack Galifinakis.
2) You must own one of the following Games: Team Fortress 2, Half- Life, Half-Life 2 (episodes 1 and 2 are optional), Half-Life: Opposing Force, Half-Life: Blue Shift, Half-Life: Decay, Counter Strike: Source, Counter Strike Global Offensive, Portal, Portal 2, Day of Defeat, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, and Dota 2
3) You must be loyal to Valve and GabeN.
4) Do not praise Garry Newman or Nintendo, however, you may play their games.