praise our founding father, gaben

"gaben is like me, only not even close to as godly, but still pretty close nonetheless". - morgan freeman, 1955

"thats the heaviest baby ive ever seen". - the nurse, 1955

"dear god whats that coming out of its anus". - other nurse

"its a gir- no its a boy my bad, its so small its hard to tell". - doctor

gaben then developed valve when he was only 7 years old, he became a multitrillionaire within months and got all the ladies (blesss him) <3