fans of gorlock

Hi all,
As you know the attempt to create Planet Gorlock via launching our saviour into space has so far been unsuccessful.

However, in a recent development; we have run the numbers and believe to have acquired a way for Gorlock to reach orbit. We believe by lining the barrel of the launcher with cream puff donuts, Gorlock will have the energy to propell.
This is a groundbreaking achievement in itself.

Further research must be done until the launch but you will all be kept updated via this page as usual.

Thank you,
Gorlock on.