Kool Kids who just "talk" with one another

We are 2 kool to just let any random person in, please answer these questions to see if you can become one of us.
[] R U kool enough?
[] Are you a social reject?
[] Will you give me a blow job for £5 £3?
[] Are you a pro Roblox/RuneScape player?

If you have answered these correctly, well done you're a friendless, sad excuse for a human being, and you're our newest member.