THIS SUPER PAC SUPPORTS DARK HORSE CANDIDATE GENE THE REAL HUMAN BEAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

GENE THE BEAN ON THE ISSUES:

IMMIGRATION: "Get all these dirty, uneducated illegals out of our beautiful country"
FOREIGN POLICY: "I proposed a plan to bomb and kill them all. Then we go in there and take all the oil we can. After that burn it just for fun."
GAY MARRIAGE: "Let them ♥♥♥♥, my friend Matty Chu just got married to his longtime partner Brandon, I'm really happy that they can now legally take each other up the ass."
ECONOMIC POLICY: "Socialism is for dirty reds, I believe in Capitalism. I believe in the color GREEN. I believe in cold, hard CAPITAL GAINS. Stocks will go VERTICAL over night when I become President"
HEALTHCARE: "We don't even need healthcare. Bring back Eugenics so we can find the strong, dominant genes and promote them to create healthy Aryan bloodlines. Mother Nature will weed out those deemed unfit to live."
GUNS: "As long as it doesn't shoot over 400 mm rounds it is perfectly legal. Anything over 400 would require a 10 dollar permit you can apply for at your local library or post office."
ABORTION: "I would never stoop that low so if I wouldn't you definitely shouldn't. I pride myself on having a good moral and ethical compass"
TAXES: "Get rid of all of them"
GOVERNMENT SPYING: "I served in the CIA for 25 years. I co-led the PSY OPS task force with an agent codenamed Chock full o' Nuts. What we did is still classified but I can tell you it was some next level ♥♥♥♥. I think its safe to say I know what goes on in the CIA behind closed doors.....[heavy sigh] I have seen some ♥♥♥♥......[pause] I can't give you my stance on this at this time"
ENERGY: "Drill baby Drill, let's hit that black gold. Wind and Solar energy is gay."
EDUCATION: "3.2 GPA or higher, anything lower will result in capital punishment or work camps."

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Suspension of 2016 Campaign

2016 年 3 月 7 日 - zigfri | 0 条留言

3/6/16 - Gene the Bean's campaign for the presidency of the United States will be suspended. We regretfully announce, Gene the Bean was found dead in his "Fuhrer" bunker under his house in Fort Lee, NJ. He passed away peacfully from a self inflicted gun shot wound to his head. All evidence points to his favorite 1944 Luger being the weapon of choice. Next to his body, we retreived documents of how he wants his campaign to proceed in his absence.

Gene the Bean has chosen to fully endorse Donald J. Trump.

Gene also wrote that he would like all proceeds and donations to be made to the medical fund, Help Ben Carson Wake Up. This cause meant a lot to Gene.

The memorial service will be held in the lobby of Trump Tower on 3/16/16. Refreshments and food will be served. Please get there early, Mr. Trump will be giving a speech in memorium of Gene starting precisely at 3 p.m.

Gene the Bean will be remembered for his solid conservative political stances and ability to compromise. By reaching across the aisle, he worked out a deal with his nemesis, the late B.K.L, in order to pass legislation to build the Great Atlantic Sea Wall of NJ in 2014. In early 2016, with campaign finances being strained and frustrations at an all time high, he gained nationwide media recognition for being the only 2016 candidate to kill a Bernie 2016 protester at a campaign rally. As of 3/6/16, no charges have been filed.

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