For Furries With Dad Bods (And Their Admirers!)

Are you a furry who's built like a guy who works a 9-5 job to provide for 1-4 people? Do you like the idea of taking care of other people in general? Are you a former femboy who hit the ripe old age of... 24 years old and experienced twink death? Or perhaps you're on the other end of the spectrum, and you like a guy with a more realistic body shape? Or let's be honest, do you just want an owner? This is the group for you!

(This is a joke group lmao, please do not take it seriously)